Drum
| n.c. |
Instruments [Riff] [Band]
| Am | Am | Am | Am || E | E | Am | Am |
Verse
| Am | Am |They've sped up to the point where they provoke | Am | Am |The punchline before they have told the joke | Am | Am |Plenty of desperation to be seen| Am | Am |Staring at the television screen | Am | Am |They've sped up to the point where they provoke | Am | Am |You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke | Am | Am |Well sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist| Am | Am |It wasn't in the Top 100 list
Hook
| F | E7 |And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder| Am | Am | Don't be surprised when you get bent over| F | E7 | They told ya, but you were dying for it
Instruments
| Eb5 | Eb5 |
Verse 2
| Am | Am |Saw it and she grabbed it, and it wasn't what it seemed | Am | Am |The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means| Am | Am |Another variation on a theme | Am | Am |A tangle on the television and the magazine | Am | Am |Do you reckon that they do it for a joke? | Am | Am |Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath | Am | Am | Am | Am |That says that we are defenders Of any poseur or professional | Am | Am | Am | [5/4] Am | pretender around
Hook 2
| [3/4] F | E7 |When did your list replace the twist and turn | Am | Am |Like a fist replaced the kiss? Don't concern| F | E7 | us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer| E7 | E7 | Save it for the morning after
Guitar Solo
| Am | Am | Am | Am | [x3]| E | E | Am | Am |
Hook
| F | E7 |And it's the thousandth time that's it's even bolder| Am | Am | Don't be surprised when you get bent over| F | E7 | Am | Am | They told ya, but you were dying for it
Hook 2
| F [n.c.] |Let's have a game on the teddy picker| E7 [n.c.] |Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?| Am [n.c.] | Am |Already thick and you're getting thicker| F [n.c.] |Let's have a game on the teddy picker| E7 [n.c.] |Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?| Am [n.c.] | Eb5 |Already thick and you're getting thicker
Ending
| Am | Am |Presuming that all things are equal| Am | Am |Who'd want to be men of the people| E | E | [n.c.] Am | When there's people like..... you?
