Instruments [Riff]
| Bm | Bm | Bm | Bm |
Verse
| Bm | Bm | Bm | Bm |Fake tales of San Francisco Echo through the room | Bm | Bm | Bm | Bm |More point to a wedding disco Without a bride or groom | Bm | Bm |And there's a super cool band, yeah With their trilbies | Bm | Bm |and their glasses of white wine | Bm | Bm | Bm | Bm |And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets Practicing their lines
Hook
| Bm | [n.c.] | I don't want to hear you (kick me out, kick me out)| Bm | [n.c.] | I don't want to hear you, no, kick me out, kick me out| Bm | [n.c.] | I don't want to hear you (kick me out, kick me out)| Bm | [n.c.] | I don't want to hear you, I don't want to hear your-
Verse 2
| Bm | Bm | Bm | Bm |Fake tales of San Francisco Echo through the air | Bm | Bm | Bm | Bm |And there's a few bored faces at the back, all Wishing they weren't there | Bm | Bm |And as the microphone squeaks A young girl's telephone beeps | Bm | Bm |Yeah, she's dashing for the exit Oh, she's running to the streets outside| Bm | Bm | "Oh, you've saved me", she screams down the line | Bm | Bm |"The band were fucking wank and I'm not having a nice time"
Hook 2
| Bm | [n.c.] | I don't want to hear you (kick me out, kick me out)| Bm | [n.c.] | I don't want to hear you, no (kick me out, kick me out)| Bm | [n.c.] | Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing though, so all that's left| Bm | [n.c.] | Is the proof that love's not only blind, but deaf
Instruments
| B | B | G | G || E | E | B | B |
Bridge
| B | B | He talks of San Francisco, | G | G |he's from Hunter's Bar I don't quite know the distance, | E | E | B | B |but I'm sure that's far Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far| B | B | G | G | And, yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem You're not from New York City,| E | E | you're from Rotherham So get off the bandwagon, | B | B |and put down the handbook Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah| B | B |Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook| G | G |Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook| E | E |Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook| G | G |Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah
Instruments [Cool Down]
| Bm A | [x4]
Ending [Band]
| Bm A | [x4]| Bm |
