Intro
| Bm | Bm | Bm | Bm |
Verse 1
| Bm | Bm |I know we've never met, but you seem to know my name | Bm | Bm |Did you hear bad things about me? That would be a crying shame | Bm | Bm |If you look into my eyes, if you peer into my face | Bm | Bm |Can you read the good and see the bad? Don't have to be afraid
Pre-Hook 1
| Bm | E D |Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm| Bm | E A |Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm | Bm | E D |Well, I would never, never, never, never do you harm| Bm | Bm |Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Hook 1
| D | E | G | Bm |Life's too short for just making money Show me how to spend it, honey| D | E | Bm | Bm |Life's too short to waste it living on your own| D | E |Life's too short, nothing lasts forever | G | Bm |Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure| D | E | Bm | Bm |Life's too short to waste it living on your own
Instruments
| Bm | E | [x2]
Verse 2
| Bm | E |I could show you places that you have never seen | Bm | E |And fill your mind with images of tantalising dreams | Bm | E |And caves full of crystals, shot through with pink and green | Bm | E |And No Man's Land in the darkest days of 1916
Pre-Hook 2
| Bm | E D |Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm| Bm | E A |Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm | Bm | E D |Well, I would never, never, never, never do you harm | Bm | Bm |Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed
Hook 2
| D | E | G | Bm |Life's too short for just making money Ain't no fool, ain't nobody's monkey| D | E | B | B |Life's too short to waste it living on your own| D | E |Life's too short, nothing lasts forever | G | Bm |Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure| D | E | Bm | Bm |Life's too short to waste it living on your own
Guitar Solo
| D | E | G | Bm || D | E | Bm | Bm |
Bridge
| Bm | Bm |When I was oh-so-young, I used to want to go to Mars | Bm | Bm |And burn the rubber on the road And drive around in fancy cars | Bm | Bm |When who would take you into space? Who would you really trust? | Bm | Bm |Is it Boeing, is it NASA, is it mad mogul Mr. Musk?| Bm | Bm |Now I'm older, I would like to ask you if tonight | Bm | Bm | We could stay at home, you see, I'm really quite polite | Bm | Bm |I would make you cocktails, pour you wine, you're obviously so erudite | Bm | Bm |Do anagrams spew epigrams? I don't give a damn, Madame
Hook 3
| D | E | G | Bm |Life's too short for just making money Show me how to spend it with you, honey| D | E | B | B |Life's too short to waste it living on your own| D | E |Life's too short, nothing lasts forever | G | Bm |Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure| D | E | Bm | Bm |Life's too short to waste it living all alone Call me Mr. Charm!
Instruments
| B | B | B | B | [x2]
Post-Hook
| B | B |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)| B | B |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)| B | E D |I think that you'd be the perfect woman on my arm | B | E A |Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed| B | E D |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)| B | E A |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) | B | E D |Don’t have to be afraid, don’t have to be alarmed| B | E A |Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm
Ending
| B | E D |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)| B | E A |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)| B | E D |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)| B | E A | Bm |(Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)
