Instruments

| A | E/G# | F#m | F#m || D C#m | Bm A | E | E |

Verse

A F#7I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste BmIt's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way D A/C# E | E |I promise 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes But just don'tA F#7I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy BmWhatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight D A/C#I tell them it's just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes E | E |Yeah, I know All I'm asking, baby

* Hook

A E/G# | F#m | F#m |Please, please, please Don't prove I'm right | D C#m | Bm A | E | E |And please, please, please Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so niceA E/G# | F#m | F#m |Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker | D C#m | Bm A | E | E | oh Please, please, please (Ah)

Verse (Change Key)

C A7Well, I have a fun idea, babe (Uh-huh), maybe just stay inside Dm DmI know you're cravin' some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice (It's so nice, right?) F EmAnd we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me G | G |I'm just kidding, but really (Kinda), really, really

* Hook

A E/G# | F#m | F#m |Please, please, please Don't prove I'm right | D C#m | Bm A | E | E |And please, please, please Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so niceA E/G# | F#m | F#m |Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker | D C#m | Bm A | E | E | oh Please, please, please (Ah)

Ending

D E A C#7 If you wanna go and be stupid Don't do it in front of meD E A C#7 If you don't wanna cry to my music Don't make me hate you prolificallyD E Please, please, please (Please) Please, please, please (Please)| A E/G# | F#m E | D | Dm | A |Please (Please), please (Please), please (Ah)