Instruments

| D | D | E | E | [x2]

Verse

| D | D | You know I'm impatient So why would you| E | E | leave me waiting outside the station? When it was like minus 4 degrees And I | D | D | get what you're saying I just | E | E | really don't want to hear it right now Can you shut up for like once in your life?| D | D | Listen to me I took your nice words | E | E |of advice about How you think I'm gonna die Lucky if I turned 33 | D | D |Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney | E | E |Every other week But cut me some slack Who do you want me to be?

* Hook

| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | 'Cause I'm too messy | E | E |And then I'm too fucking clean You told me, "Get a job" | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |And you ask where the hell I've been And I'm too perfect | E | E |'Til I open my big mouth I want to be me | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever | E | E |And then I'm too fucking dumb You hate it when I cry | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |Unless it's that time of the month And I'm too perfect | E |'Til I show you that I'm not A thousand people | E |I could be for you And you hate the fucking lot

Instruments

| D | D | E | E | You hate the fucking lot | D | D | E | E |You hate the fucking lot

Verse 2

| D | D | It's taking you ages You still don't get the | E | E | hint I'm not asking for pages But one text or two would be nice | D | D |And please, don't pull those faces | E | E |When I've been out working my arse off all day It's just one bottle of wine or two| D | D | But hey, you can't even talk | E |You smoke weed just to help you sleep | E |Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock | D | D |And then you come home to me And don't say hello | E | E |'Cause I got high again And forgot to fold my clothes

* Hook

| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | 'Cause I'm too messy | E | E |And then I'm too fucking clean You told me, "Get a job" | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |And you ask where the hell I've been And I'm too perfect | E | E |'Til I open my big mouth I want to be me | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever | E | E |And then I'm too fucking dumb You hate it when I cry | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |Unless it's that time of the month And I'm too perfect | E |'Til I show you that I'm not A thousand people | E |I could be for you And you hate the fucking lot

Instruments

| D | D | E | E | You hate the fucking lot | D | D | E | E |You hate the fucking lot

Guitar Solo

| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | E | E | [x2]

* Hook

| Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 | 'Cause I'm too messy | E | E |And then I'm too fucking clean You told me, "Get a job" | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |And you ask where the hell I've been And I'm too perfect | E | E |'Til I open my big mouth I want to be me | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever | E | E |And then I'm too fucking dumb You hate it when I cry | Dmaj7 | Dmaj7 |Unless it's that time of the month And I'm too perfect | E |'Til I show you that I'm not A thousand people | E |I could be for you And you hate the fucking lot

Instruments

| D | D | E | E | You hate the fucking lot | D | D | E | E |You hate the fucking lot You hate the fucking lot | D |You hate the fucking lot